Somehow, in between connecting with Nigerians on Facebook and auditioning for 90 Day Fiancé, A1’s mom finds time to publicly shame her daughter-in-law. I’m starting to believe that A1 purposely makes his mother look bad to exact revenge for her spearheading the Love & Hip Hop birther movement. I will continue to be vocal about elder rights until this unruly grandmother is no longer neglected by her reality-star children. She’s at A1’s music-video party wearing a hair unit that looks like a Lego attachment. Speaking of refunds, A1’s mom, Pam, needs a refund on her wig. (Note: Can’t Get a Refund on Time will be the name of my debut pop album.) Now if you thought, “Ziwe, this story arc has had no real setup this season and comes out of nowhere, thus we can’t emotionally invest in the stakes because there are none,” you are correct! But we’re just going to go along for the ride because we bought a ticket and you can’t get a refund on time. Thus, Mona Scott Productions has set up a battle between Marcus and Boobie that will take place in the finale of this show. But if our political climate has taught us anything, it’s that sometimes bad people get good things because the simulation is broken. How this terrible woman is living out a black romantic comedy love-triangle between two very attractive men, is beyond me. This time, the squabble is between her former flame, Boobie (no, that is not his real name, he chooses to be called that) and Marcus, her fiancé. Whether it’s in her marriage or someone else’s, you can guarantee that the woman behind Girlfight is about to start a brawl. We have followed Brooke Valentine for 15 episodes this season and it’s clear the thing she is best at doing is stirring up controversy. Just a few things in life are promised: death, taxes, and rappers turned reality stars expertly weaving themselves into every storyline of an unscripted show.
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